Happy New Year!   
11:50am 01/01/2008
 
mood: very hungover
music: The Fall- Glam Racket
Hope you all had fun. I´ve had the best new year´s eve ever, for there was a Cult Night on the German channel ZDF.

Which meant EIGHT HOURS of crazy 70´s music performances from the DODGIEST German music shows, including some from DISCO, notorious for this Marc Bolan performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBr42HkPSuc

and its annoying theme tune. I couldn´t tear myself away from it til four in the morning. I´ve made five pages of notes on the outfits! Most fun I´ve had in years!
 
     

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Say hello, wave goodbye   
12:16pm 31/12/2007
 
mood: cheerful
music: Super Furry Animals- Mwng
You will get no end of year reflections from me, dear FList, for there is far too much introspection and retrospection around these days, on blogs, on the telly, in fiction, and it bores me.

So I hope the new year will bring you all you hope for, and here, for those who get off on reading these things, is a list of utterly random things I´ve liked. Possibly over the last year, but not exclusively. And then I´m off to eat oliebollen!!!!!!

1. YouTube. Finally, TV´s tyrannical realm is over! Also, makes end of the 80´s, start of the 90´s televisual dystopia look as outdated as it already was
2. Fanfiction
3. fandom_wank
4. Internet catch-phrases
5. Cheap vinyl records
6. Marc Bolan
7. Glamrock history
8. Silent Film stars
9. Being creative with make-up
10. Laughing at hipsters
11. Not being a hipster
12. Trolls on Momus´ journal
13. Environmental acitivism
14. Bodysuits
15. David Sylvian
16. Arrogant rockstars
17. Georgette Heyer books
18. Sandra Hill books
19. All romance novels
20. Faux fur
21. Stupid haircuts
22. The slightly sleazy and ruinous atmosphere of secondhand record shops
23. The slightly sleazy, too old, and woman-fearing owners of secondhand record shops
24 Crackfic
25 The Mighty Boosh
26. Hilarious quotes from badfic
27. EBay
 
     

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They fuck you up y'r mum and dad   
12:29pm 23/12/2007
 
mood: sad
music: John Cale- Paris 1919
Hahaha, I can't believe how much my parents hate me. I mean, they really hate me. They even tell me.

Oh well. I suppose I should seize this opportunity to annoy them while I still can.


More importantly: GOD IS DEAD

http://imomus.livejournal.com/250281.html?view=9099177
 
     

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH   
09:14pm 20/12/2007
  I'm going to go chop my own head off now, for tonight Morrissey is playing HERE IN HOLLAND for the second time this year, and for the SECOND TIME THIS YEAR I AM NOT THERE BECAUSE NO-ONE TOLD ME ABOUT IT!

For fuck's sake! You wait years for something to happen, and then to miss it out of sheer IGNORANCE is so infuriating I seriously feel like I deserve some kind of physical punishment for it. I spent ages looking up his tourdates- how in fuck's name did I miss this????!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND WHY DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME??????!!!!!!!!!!
 
     

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TV sucks   
01:24pm 18/12/2007
 
mood: exhausted
music: Kevin Ayers- Puis-je?
Dear lead singer of The Fratellis (what a name what a name for a rock n roll band),

Kindly stop imitating Marc Bolan. Not only are you soiling his memory by associating your inferior band with him, but the fact that you do actually look a lot like him just serves to accentuate your own lack of charm, both mental and physical. Indeed, in the shapeless black blob that you appear to think constitutes a suit, it is impossible to discern any kind of body whatsoever, and so I must assume that you have something to hide. Though I think you already realise how little you have to offer, since you have filled up your video with images of girls undressing, apparently to distract us from the fact that you yourselves are deeply unattractive.

In the meantime, I'm not even going to begin listening to the noise you churn out until it's YOU in the corsets and frills, and not a bunch of nameless girls. I'd suggest you make out with your band members, if your band members weren't so ugly.

If I ever meet you, I'll knock your hat from your head. AND TREAD UPON IT.

Merry Christmas!

Me.


PS: YES I AM BACK IN THE LAND OF THE FISHPPLS. I'll post more about it tomorrow, but now I have to go fix the 60% of the house and furniture that my parents somehow managed to destroy during the time I've been away.
 
     

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There's a starman waiting in the sky...   
03:43pm 16/12/2007
 
mood: calm
music: Bowie- Starman
I am off to the Homeland tomorrow, so if I don't ever post anymore, assume my plane has crashed and I have died. That, or my parents' computer is broken. Or I'm stuck to the DVD player watching Marc Bolan run around the woods on a loop. (BOUNCE, Marc, BOUNCE!)
Anyway! 

Have some quotes to remember me by if I'm ded from coke  from Marc Bolan's crotch-bounce   from plane.

From Glam! Bowie, Bolan, and the glitterrock revolution by Hoskyns:




And finally, from Adam An't autobiography. I love this bit because, whatever its factual accuracy, Adam Ant succeeds where generations of stand-up comedians have failed and nails Michael Jackson's character and parodies it perfectly in a few lines. Which just goes to show that he really is not the talentless hard worker or average guy he tries to make himself out to be all the way through the book, but a perceptive, sensitive  and highly talented author. If only he realised that that's why we like him. 

 
     

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er liebte seinen Punk   
10:13pm 15/12/2007
 
mood: exhausted
music: Falco- Rock me Amadeus
I need a pretext for putting Marc Bolan on a trampoline. I also need an icon of him running through the woods that says 'bouncy'. Visit lustsign.com to learn your Lustsign! Hahahahahahahaha! I keeeeeel j00 with sexx0rz.
 
     

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Just like Ol' Greg!   
05:17pm 13/12/2007
 
mood: giddy
music: David Sylvian- Blackwater
"From there, Beckford travelled to Holland, where he laughed at the Dutch and their flabby faces and oyster eyes, for he believed that they were descended from fish..." 
     -Beckford,
by James Lees-Milne (National Trust Society, 1990)

                                    WE R TEH FISHPPLS!!!!!!

I love that quote so, so much more than I should. It makes me want to write a very bad sci-fi novel called Fishpeople! about fishpeople who lure smexy pirates sailors to their doom with their oyster eyes, and then EAT THEIR BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINSSS! And then I could write an EVEN WORSE sequal, and THEN a series of bad straight to DVD films, with lots of soft-core porn in them, and I'd try to get The Legendary Pink Dots to do the soundtrack. Even though Edward Ka-spel will be a pudgy 84 year old by that time, I'd still do him. And eh, I'll spend the rest of my life signing stuff to spotty nerds at conventions and I'll act like a snarky jerk and in the end STILL be bitter because I am not actually a FISHPERSON with OYSTER EYES. Damnit!
 
     

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Joy to the world, in the form of badfic   
02:19pm 11/12/2007
 
mood: artistic
music: Miss T and the Japanese Tourists- Crawling

I need plotbunnies for Christmas specials! 

Am currently working on Adam Ant/Blackbeard (all [info]grondfic fault) and Mickey Finn/Marc Bolan (needs a beta) and a festive Mickey/Marc (nothing spells CHRISTMAS JOY like hatesex between people who are now dead) one for a friend, but I want to make a big batch of shorter ones for Christmas. 

Hit me with anything; prompts, pairings, costumes, whatever. Ehm. As long as it's something I know something about because I don't really have time to research.

 
     

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I WIN AT NOTHING.   
09:16pm 10/12/2007
 
mood: surprised
music: Japan- Adolescent Sex

I AM MADE OF SAD.

I just read what I thought was a hilarious comment on youtube and actually laughed out loud, before discovering that it was ONE OF MINE. 

I shall headdesk in penitence until my brains come out of my ears.

 

 

 

 
     

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Weeping In Exile   
11:12pm 09/12/2007
 
mood: aggravated
music: Kevin Ayers & Mike Oldfield- Flying Start

 Holland was cool once, damnit!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O53c6fm92Q&mode=related&search= (skip a bit to see Tyrannosaurus Rex) The audience is bloody awful, you could see the foundations of the horrible future already being laid.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FlAEinZ7Zl0 






PS: fucking hippies.


 
     

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Now I ded from crismas.   
07:43pm 09/12/2007
 
mood: christmassy
music: Japan- Adolescent Sex

Christmas party yesterday!
I looked rather Maxwell Demon-ish with turquoise and pale gold eye make-up and stars drawn at the sides of my eyes. The DJ played two T-Rex songs and a string of chinnichap songs for me after I shouted at him several times to play T-Rex. It went down well, mainly because my friends had fun laughing at me dancing stupidly and talking along to the spoken bits of Ballroom Blitz. Although I got to laugh at Sally because she knew the words to Tiger Feet better than I did. Fun fun fun!

Still depressed about computer, but my plight is lessened by the fact that I've found a way to make the uni computers play youtube vids and music. 

Also, York looks fucking gorgeous with Christmas decorations. There was a Christmas festival there today, and Viona and me took pictures of each other standing in the foam-snow. It makes me appreciate Marc Bolan's Frightening Foam performance more, since foam snow is awful and chokes you. I really ought to make a massive picspam post soon of me doing stupid crap in York.


 
     

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You gotta live your life, and make a point of having some fun   
04:38pm 03/12/2007
 
mood: creative
music: Lou Reed- Transformer

Oh, dear Adam Ant,

you must learn that art creates life, and so, while I have been able to mark the most important things about you and your life from your art, your life says hardly anything about your art.  And so all that lingers is a vague sense of disappointment that the things you did that were milestones in my life were footnotes in your own. 


In further news, have been reading Glam; Bowie, Bolan and the glitterrock revolution, which, though a little too 'musical journalist' style-wise, is highly quotable. It does an analysis of Marc's later TV performances oddly similar to my own. Also, am digging my way through Lipstick Traces (again). When I tried it the first time round at age 15 I just found it very awe-inspiring, but it seems quite simple now. Actually, it is quite addictive, and I'm proud of myself for noticing that it's where the main points of Velvet Goldmine came from- the storyline about the fan taking the place of the idol who betrayed himself- that they adopted after Bowie threw his hissyfit.

 

 
     

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Big Brother baby all the way!   
01:30pm 29/11/2007
 
mood: curious
music: T-Rex- Dandy in the Underworld

Edit: Adam Ant's press person says he really isn't doing it. Thank fuck, cos all the sly jokes people would make at me would have been too tedious to bear.



I had a dream Marc Bolan was a serial killer. He had a collection of heads he showed me. Ehm. I think he was going to kill me, too, but I escaped. That's what you get when you stray across T-Rex sites and biographies of serial killers in one night.

 
     

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Cliche vampires!   
10:47pm 28/11/2007
 
mood: ROTFLOL
music: NO FLAMES ALOUD!

God, how I love bad fanfiction. Images of Senor Draco and mind-boogleing suspenense never fail to cheer.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry."

I really want to make that into a Tyrannosaurus Rex parody song. It reads like a particularly bad excerpt from The Warlock of Love.

 
     

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Nieuws...   
10:02pm 26/11/2007
 

Ehm, ik heb het hier gevonden: http://www.tweedehands-boeken.nl/  maar ik wacht met bestellen tot ik in Nederland ben, dus als iemand er een tegenkomt, graag. 
Hahaha het is geillustreerd. Door Herman Brood. Ik vraag me af waar de tekeningen van zijn; naakte David Sylvian????!! 
Ho, dat hoop ik.


En het is echt de dochter van Pipo de clown.

 
     

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Nederlanders!   
04:43pm 26/11/2007
 
mood: greedy
Ik heb hulp nodig om dit boek te bemachtigen. Ik heb al op bol.com en op antiqbook.nl gekeken. Het is een soort gepubliceerde fanfiction. En geschreven door de vrouw van Rob de Nijs (???). Links en ideen en eventuele tripjes naar De Slegte graag. Beste titel ooit, trouwens!

PS: Mijn moeder zegt dat het ook de dochter van Pipo de Clown is. Ehm. En het boek is een soort porno over David Sylvian. Raarste boek ooit.



 
     

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Mon Dieu!   
09:17pm 22/11/2007
 

Incroyable! Une nouvelle vigette de Lucius!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2852011/8/ 

 
     

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Licks my lollipop but I don't understand the joke   
05:30pm 22/11/2007
 
mood: creative
music: T-Rex- Pain & Love
Bought a gleamingly mint copy of Dandy In The Underworld today. As I sat on the bus with G. I showed it to her and she looked at Marc Bolan and went "Hhm, looks like Byron." How I face-palmed.

HE IS EVERYWHERE! Except in my hed, riting my essayz.

Anyway, Marc sounds like a chipmunk on that record. I mean, more than he usually does. Except in Pain & Love (surprisingly, this doesn't seem to be about S&M) where he sounds like a 10 year old trying to impersonate his dad's voice on the phone.

Also, hearing him say 'shit' is oddly shocking. Rather like hearing your grandmother say it. This is very strange, because I can imagine him engaging in the kind of activities usually reserved to [info]disturbing_hp and using a plethora of words my late grandmothers would never even know existed, and I thought that's why I liked him, but apparently I must've bought into his faux-virginal public image without realising. Curse you, easily deceived brain.

 
     

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Hahahaha   
09:53pm 21/11/2007
  Sometimes I amuse myself. I mean, I don't even know what I'm saying here. I think I've been reading fandom_wank too much.

 

" “In wallowing in the world of Sardanapalus, Byron was clearly trying to escape the tyranny of West Europe’s rigid and confining ideologies about the proper role and identity of men and women. Ironically, Byron carried those polarities so deeply within himself that even his fictional version of the Orient is polluted and become simply another microcosm of Regency England.” (Diana Long Hoeveler, Romantic Androgyny; The Women Within, Pennsylvania State University Press, London, 1990, p. 162) 

 
The insistence to project Byron’s own life into his plays here inverts what the play is actually saying. The logical conclusion about a play that combines a utopian set of ideals and projects it onto a version of the nation that would be the main audience is that it is a utopian play, which seeks to mirror the society it has been produced in. Whether or not the utopia is considered executable or not has nothing to do with the validity of the ideals it promotes. The presence of elements of English society in Sardanapalus does not mean they weren’t meant to be there, or, if accidental, that they are not part of the meaning of the play.  That Byron was bisexual and as such may have had some kind of wishful attitude about it does mean his idealism should be degraded into mere escapism."

 

 
     

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